Omnify This!!!!! #(*$&!!!!!!!!!!
Ode to Omniture.
Omniture, Omniture.
I hate you so.
Pack up your numbers, pick up and go.
You are impossible to navigate,
Your only results are feeling irrate.
Processing time is as slow as can be,
You’re worse than Google tools that don’t cost money!
Omniture, Omniture.
What are you good for?
Omniture, Omniture.
You little whore.
The Nerdification of Shira 
Anonymous replied:
Fantastic!!!
June 19, 2008 at 1:30 pm. Permalink.
Paul replied:
I so much second that. Please make more verses.
Omniture should be banned. Forever.
July 17, 2008 at 11:18 pm. Permalink.
Carlos replied:
Right on! Omniture doth blow.
July 22, 2008 at 7:11 pm. Permalink.
LightingDiva replied:
So true. So True.
August 5, 2008 at 10:13 pm. Permalink.
Christoph Maier replied:
Thank. You. So. Much.
August 21, 2008 at 2:32 pm. Permalink.
Chris replied:
Hear, hear.
August 22, 2008 at 3:46 pm. Permalink.
Not relevant replied:
Great, great, great! Go on – please!
September 1, 2008 at 7:47 am. Permalink.
Anonymous replied:
I found this post by searching for “omniture sucks”. Thank you for posting – most eloquent.
January 13, 2009 at 11:29 pm. Permalink.
tom replied:
Very accurate, why not just use google analytics? Just as powerful and 100x easier to use. Omniture sucks bad.
June 9, 2009 at 2:27 pm. Permalink.
omniture sucker replied:
Omniture,
i agreee!!
For a web analysis tool, you are nothing but marketing. you dont worth a dime. you buy out your competetion. You bought out Hitbox which was very to easy to navigate, track campaigns, etc.
You have Hundreds of Links on your report page. i cant even look at you pages for 5 minutes, i get tired and frustrated, since i cannot do what i want, i get lost in navigation.
With the magic of marketing you hunt out all these clients, make them believe that you are worth something.
since they pay a lot they go to bed believing they got the best, since they dont try to use use.thay just pay.
October 13, 2009 at 2:01 pm. Permalink.